No, hang on, that’s not right. Anyway, the gist of the matter is that Bro McLean has now become Worshipful Bro McLean! Yay! Whoo-whoo! Beers all round.

This means that, as well as sitting in the big chair at the end of the room, he now gets to rule the lodge for a year, or two, or three. He gets to learn many new charges and spend heaps of time visiting other Lodges and chair meetings and give loads of speeches and… Neil?… Neil? Has anyone seen Neil?