We weren’t sure so Mark volunteered (by dint of everyone else taking one step back) to find out. Just to be sure that it wasn’t due to him being full of hot air, we threw in a few candidates as well. Much to our relief, it seems that throwing a Freemason in front of a bloody big fan results in them drifting free like a leaf in the breeze (assuming the breeze is blowing at almost 200 kph and the leaf weights about 70 kg)

One note of caution though. That strong a wind can do rather distressing things to your face (see the social page) and so, if you’re going to send a picture to your prospective girlfriend, make sure to Photoshop it first.

Mind you, most of us do that anyway. Right?